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8:49pm September 1, 2014

pansexualfacts:

Fact: At the age of eleven, all prospective pansexuals are given a letter and spend their next seven years at Pansexual’s Academy of Panpowers and Magic where they are sorted into houses and hone their Panpowers.

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8:47pm September 1, 2014
pleatedjeans:

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8:47pm September 1, 2014

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

8:47pm September 1, 2014

darnnit:

aquarius—moon:

emotional manipulation is abuse

emotional manipulation is abuse 

EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION IS ABUSE

EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION IS ABUSE

8:46pm September 1, 2014

teslaarmor:

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

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8:44pm September 1, 2014

“if you feel like your being haunted masterbate. ghosts hate that shit.”

— the bathroom stall at a bar i was at (spelling and grammar kept in its original form)
8:44pm September 1, 2014

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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8:43pm September 1, 2014

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

8:42pm September 1, 2014

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

— Lemony Snicket (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

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8:42pm September 1, 2014